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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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