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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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