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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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