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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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