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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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