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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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