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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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