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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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