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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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