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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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