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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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