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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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