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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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