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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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