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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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