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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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