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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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