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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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