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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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