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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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