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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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