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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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