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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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