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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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