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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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