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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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