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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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