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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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