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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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