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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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