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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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