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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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