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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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