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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊
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