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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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