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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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