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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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