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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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