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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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