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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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