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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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