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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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