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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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