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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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