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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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