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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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