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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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