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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺
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