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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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