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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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