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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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